Endless Mariachi Birthday With Glitter hide Gone are the safe colors

Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet

Loops NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) moaning sounds when you open the card

This card plays the Macarena non-stop until the battery dies

You're going to fuck it up at some point

Chunky Glitter inside if broken

Endless Mariachi Birthday With Glitter hide Gone are the safe colorsPlays a Mariachi band song nonstop for at least 3 hours, open or closed. Safe to sign, place envelope, remove tab Plays until the battery dies Glitter if broken (large glitter, not craft glitter) How do I mail this? 1. Open the card and write your own personalized message 2. Start with adding the receivers address on the envelop 3. Insert the card into the envelop 4. Remove the tab 5. Add the right amount of stamps and send it with your local postal